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 Internet: Not so awesome right now :( Minimize

I have bad news to report.
After a detailed search of the internet for all images awesome I must
say that the internet has become a little less awesome.
(insert shock horror here)


Here are some great images that keep the internets existence justified

Cruise Control for Awesome - Caps lock

This is TRUE AND AWESOME ADVICE

Source (http://www.purplecow.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/capslock_awesome.jpg)

The Awesome Atore

Hmmm the new batch of super heros are keeping it awesome.

Source(http://sennay.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/newest-super-heros.jpg)

Drink Awesome Mario

Dont drink cola drink pure aweomeness!

source (http://www.geekologie.com/2007/12/11/super-mario-drink.jpg)


Awesomeness Glory

I have been telling people this for yers

source(http://primarilypainting.com/images/awesomeness_poster.jpg)

 

Awesome motivator

Good advice for us all

source(http://www.beawesomeinstead.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/awesomeness16001200.jpg)

 

Approaching critical awesomeness

Lets make it happen people

Source (http://sheercore.com/wallpaper/approaching_critical_awesomeness.jpg)

 

Awesomeness and life

How Awesomness fits into life

Source(maisonbisson.com/blog/post/11564/)




Here is why the internet, people and life sucks

I dont really want to display this rubbish, so you will have to follow the links

http://tn3-2.deviantart.com/fs8/300W/i/2005/315/7/d/Mr__Awesome_by_Known_Prime_by_treehousesociety.jpg
http://profile.ak.facebook.com/object3/1298/60/l24710869960_4870.jpg
http://www.explodingdog.com/dumbpict51/awesomeness.gif
http://content.cafepress.com/products/additional_photos/3_1.jpg
how the hell is a mouse awesome?

http://www.pseale.com/blog/content/binary/demo.png
wtf?

http://www.pseale.com/blog/content/binary/tablets_sweet.png
ok then


Looks like we have work to do!

Captain Yesterday   7/08/2007


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 GADGET REVIEW: IRONHIDE Minimize

IRONHIDE

Rating: AA
Pros: It, um… Rolls. Also, once you can get the freaking thing into robot mode, it looks snazzy.
Cons: Bits break off, plastic's bent and the thing takes about 15 minutes to actually do anything.

Riiiiight, so not being content with just ONE Transformer, I wound up with another. Well, another couple. I figured that while I think about work or work-related endeavours, these things are great to sort of snap around. It's like a Zen garden, or a Rubik's cube, but for an idiot.

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 The Angry Video Game Nerd Minimize

Just like to give a quick shout out to The Angry Video Game Nerd. His video game reviews are as well-recorded as his swear words are uniquely formed.

 
If you have not heard of him or of his reviews I will quickly fill you in on his vital community service. 'The Nerd' review old games, usually on the NES system. It appears that a lot of old Nintendo games were indeed un-finish-able crap. As anyone who ever played Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on the old NES will agree.


The AVGN takes us back 10-15 years ago and reviews all the games that we wanted to play when we were kids. It is good to know I was not the only one who wanted to get Double Dragon 2. It is also worth noting that he articulates exactly why every one of these games suck balls, which makes you feel really glad that you never fought with 'Jimmy and Bimmy' in Double Dragon 2.

Anger Video Game Nerd


Watching the reviews makes you think back to how bad the games and controls used to be, and how we paid $90 for that crap (and liked it). I therefore strongly suggest you watch them before venturing into old Nintendo terrain or trying to use Sega's 32x. Certainly don't go anywhere near a Power Glove without watching this review

 

  
Awesomeness would henceforth like to acknowledge AVGN's contribution to society and label him as officially Awesome. One condition apply does apply though, and that's his choice of beer. Can we get Rolling Rock in the this country? Is it any good? This is important stuff people!

Captain Yesterday - 28/07/2008


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 Final Fantasy Crisis Core Minimize

Awesomeness Rating: AAAA

 

Pros: Is FF7 in modern PSP form (less the absolutely gripping "I know its 4am, I need to wake up at 6am, but I must to know what happens next" vibe).

Cons: FF7, I can't stay mad at you.

OK, so here we have a spin off from FF7 all bundled up in PSP format.

What this game is all about is 'back story'. It just fills you in on everything you did and did not want know about Midgar and the world of FF7 (such as the origin of Cloud's big-ass sword).

CC takes you back to a time when Sephiroth was good and still working for Shinra. A lot of familiar faces appear too

Read On

Captain Yesterday 16/07/08


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 Best Penny Arcade Ever! Minimize

Gabe and Tycho over at Penny Arcade may have just uploaded that best content onto the internet ever!

 I think it speaks for itself! Check out http://www.penny-arcade.com/crizawl/ and
http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2008/6/25/.

 Captain Yesterday - 26/06/2008


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 JetFire! Minimize

So, I bought a Transformer: Jetfire, to be precise. I don't know why, but I decided to review it.

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 I Rock! Minimize

I took the test and well what can i say except for
I kick ass!

  

 

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 Zombie Outbreak Hideout 263 Minimize

If you are like me, then your always on the look out for a good Zombie Outbreak Hideout.

This one seems pretty good. Check the comments out for informative insights

 

 

Zombie Outbreak Hideout 263

Captain Yesterday - 24/06/2008


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 New Pics! Minimize

 

Its time for a few New Pics!
Click here to laugh yourself stupid


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 MOTO'S NEW iPOD TOUCH! Minimize

Rating: AAA ½
Pros: You can TOUCH your MUSIC!
Cons: Even with all these touted features, and the nuclear explosion price tag, it's still just a damn iPod.

So, my old iPod conked out on me. It was a good iPod. A faithful iPod. My old 40GB 4th-gen monster with its black-and-blue screen and that fantastic 'alarm clock' that never succeeded in waking me up, even when it was expressly required. I was using the bastard to record interviews for work purposes when it failed to sync with my PC and essentially fucked itself.  ÂRead On


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 Welcome Minimize

Greetings, and welcome to what is essentially the most Awesome site on the entire interwebnets. Everything that you find here will be so Awesome that we have broken many an Awesomeness tester just to establish a rough estimate of this website's Awesomeness.

If you ask me, that little fact must mean that it's pretty goddamn Awesome.

Now. This site will updated frequently (read: whenever we feel like it) and will feature nutricious breakfast bars full of protein, the goodness of wheat, a glass and a half of full-cream dairy milk and all our featured rants, images and whimsical gadgetry and gaming reviews. We also would like to spend some time to promote the sheer Awesomeness of coffee, and other coffee-related products.

Come! Come! Enjoy your stay, peruse at your leisure. Bask in the glory of unadulterated Awesomeness. It's in the name, therefore it must be true.

- Captain Yesterday and Moto


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 USB Recharges My Awesomeness Minimize

OK, I'm a busy man so naturally I take the odd look at www.Zazz.com.au.

That's an online store where all self-respecting people shop. Zazz.com.au only stocks 1 item, and at the end of the day that item changes.

Yes its stupid, but they get cool stuff cheap. How else would I have got these bad boys for $11?

 

That's right, people! A chance to combine two loves of my life: rechargeable batteries and UBS devices.

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 Awesome Up! Minimize

Wow. There is high quality stuff on the interweb.

 

Want to know how many energy drinks will kill you?
Click here: http://www.energyfiend.com/death-by-caffeine/

Also, perhaps you need a door sign to keep people away. Consider:

Either way, I think the internet is slowly getting more awesome.

- Captain Yesterday

 

 

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